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More than a year before they married in real life, Angelmist and Crysania (Potts) had a marriage ceremony in the Land. No, not here; mud2.com was not yet even in existence. Their ceremony took place at IPlay's MUD2 incarnation. A log of this happy event is reposted here with permission.

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     |                  TO ALL MUD PLAYERS                   |
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     |      The pleasure of your company is requested        |
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     |            at the forthcoming marriage of             |
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     |                 ANGELMIST and POTTS                   |
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     |         in The Land on Sunday, 19th May, 1996         |
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     |    at 12:30 pm game time (3:30 pm EST, 8:30 pm UK)    |
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     |           and afterwards at a reception in            |
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     |      the Wedding Garden to celebrate the occasion.    |
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So far.... the guests have assembled in the wedding garden (reached through a teleporter in the hall of the cottage) and are waiting for Potts to change (literally) and for Angelmist to arrive...

*look

Wedding garden.

You are standing in an exquisitely manicured garden at the edge of a cliff. To the north shimmers the blue azure of limitless horizons and the myriad of twinklings of sunlight reflected on the gently swelling ocean. A natural stone staircase leads down to the ocean front. To the east a pristine white pavilion dominates whilst to the west access can be obtained to a charming stone building. Finally to the south, through the perfectly positioned shrubbery, can be seen some pleasure gardens. A handful of daisies lay strewn about the path, hoping that you will not miss your step. A cheeky, if smartly turned out, imp stands here playing with his fiddle.

Runeblade the wizard is here.

Sdrawkcab the necromancer is here carrying an invite9.

Dressed for the occasion, Barf the necromancer is here wearing a well-tailored kilt carrying an invite15.

Jillithe the mage is here carrying a fur, an invite8 and a fez.

Tabitha the mage is here carrying an invite7 and a rolling-pin1.

Starquest the mage is here carrying an invite5.

Blackrose the priest is here carrying a barometer, a potty, an invite0 and an axe1.

With a skip and a jump, your heart goes aflutter watching Stingray the

sergeant at arms arch-wizard tasting honey from a jar, with a smile on his

face.

Panther the warlock is here carrying an invite4 and a spinach0.

Richard the arch-wizard is here, wearing his full arch-wizard regalia carrying a paper hat.

*Richard the arch-wizard shouts "c'mon, Potts, the bride can't come here until you do".

*Tabitha the mage curtseys.

*Tabitha the mage makes some magical gestures.

*A male voice in the distance shouts "someone kill me, I'm not sure about this after all".

*Cat the wedding guest wizard cheers.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard shouts "Finally coming to your senses, I see.".

*Jillithe passes out cookies

*Panther the warlock asks "why is the priest carrying an ax?".

*A male voice in the distance shouts "Pittie!".

*Stingray the sergeant at arms arch-wizard exclaims "No eatting before the ceremony!".

*act"eats cookies

You act as if Florence eats cookies

*Blackrose the priest says "As I said, it disuades cold feet <g>".

*A male voice in the distance shouts "honeymoon suite NICE".

*A male voice in the distance shouts "big bed".

*Stingray the sergeant at arms arch-wizard asks "He has an axe to bear?".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "er, I'm conducting the ceremony, that's just an itinerant priest".

*Cat the wedding guest wizard shouts "high get out of there!".

*Panther the warlock shouts "watch it, Potts, the priest has an ax!".

*A male voice in the distance shouts "an axe or an ox?".

*Lethal the warlock has just arrived.

*High the swordsman has just arrived.

*Tabitha the mage groans.

*Blackrose hides the axe under his robes

*High the swordsman has just left.

*Richard the arch-wizard shouts "come on Potts, these resets don't last all day you know".

*Jillithe the mage looks at herself.

*Panther the warlock says "Lethal without ls, will wonders never cease".

*A male voice in the distance shouts "someone care to tell me where the

wedding is?".

*Barf the necromancer laughs.

*High the swordsman has just arrived.

*Jillithe the mage says "why does Barf get a kilt? <G>".

*Stingray the sergeant at arms arch-wizard groans.

*High the swordsman kneels.

*Lethal the warlock says "shhhh... this is a wedding.".

*Barf the necromancer grins.

*Tabitha the mage yawns.

*Cat the wedding guest wizard wanders in carrying a hymn sheet.

*Jillithe the mage dances.

*Barf the necromancer chuckles.

*Potts the necromancer grins.

*Panther looks at the daisies hungrily.

*A pristine invite, made of rare vellum, lies to one side.

*Sdrawkcab the necromancer makes some magical gestures.

*Tabitha the mage smirks.

*You hear someone muttering about rings, and turn around just in time to see Asterix the arch-wizard walk into the room.

*From out of nowhere Blacky the wizard explodes onto the scene!

*Potts the necromancer asks "does anyone have some scotch?".

*Here is an Arch-wizzes official paper hat.

Potts the necromancer stumbles into the room, looking rather uncertain.

*Jillithe the mage says "finally".

*Cat the wedding guest wizard says "i have a baby right here".

*Cat the wedding guest wizard grins.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "OK, the groom has made it, I guess that means we're waiting on the bride".

*Potts the necromancer whistles.

*High is being the preacher

*Asterix the arch-wizard shouts "Where is the bride?".

*Blackrose the priest exclaims "oh, Alvin is here!".

*Potts looks nervously at his watch.

*Jillithe the mage sneers.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard shouts "With me".

*Barf the necromancer strides in, impeccably turned out as always.

*High the swordsman says "look a priest".

*Potts the necromancer whispers "Asterix, you do have the rings don't you?".

*Jillithe the mage calls "AAAAALLLLVIIIINNN!".

*Asterix the arch-wizard whispers "I think so.".

*Asterix the arch-wizard looks hastily in his left pocket, then his right..

*Barf the necromancer says "ummm...brb".

*Asterix the arch-wizard exclaims "Umm, here somewhere!".

*Remembering something important, Barf the necromancer marches off.

*Potts the necromancer asks "brb? what is he doing?".

*Asterix the arch-wizard says "Oh, that's right .. I'm wearning them, so I wouldn't lose them <g>".

*Waits the scout has just arrived.

*Panther the warlock asks "bathroom?".

*Asterix the arch-wizard says "And I believe this is yours, Potts..".

*Blackrose the priest says "plotting your demise, no doubt".

*Tabitha the mage asks "Perhaps he is eloping with Angelmist?".

*Stingray the sergeant at arms arch-wizard exclaims "Living up to his name? I don't know!".

*Potts the necromancer blinks.

*Potts the necromancer says "she always did like men in kilts".

*Richard the arch-wizard asks "OK, are you going to drop that bride,

Oyitbull?".

*Tabitha the mage ponders.

*High the swordsman says "someone summon angelmist".

*Barf the necromancer strides in, impeccably turned out as always.

*A flash of white catches your eye, and looking around, you are just in time to see the arrival of Angelmist the sorceress spendidly dressed in a bridal gown of purest silk.

*Richard the arch-wizard asks "er, Pitbull?".

*Panther the warlock cheers.

*Tabitha the mage grins.

*Jillithe the mage grins.

*grin

OK, Florence the heroine grins.

*Barf the necromancer grins.

*Alvin the superhero has just arrived.

*Asterix the arch-wizard says "I think he is elsewhere <g>".

*Waits the scout waves his handful of daisies.

*Alvin the superhero laughs.

*Stingray the sergeant at arms arch-wizard frisks all the guests for weapons

*Waits the scout waves his handful of daisies.

*High the swordsman sighs.

*Richard the arch-wizard asks "OK, bride here...groom here... ready to start?".

*Tabitha the mage says "White, eh? Who'd have thought it....".

*Potts looks at his Angel in all of her beauty.

*Jillithe the mage waves her fez.

*Jillithe the mage waves her fur.

*Jillithe the mage waves her invite8.

*Jillithe the mage waves.

*Jillithe the mage waves.

*Potts the necromancer smiles.

*Panther the warlock waves his spinach0.

*Barf the necromancer laughs.

*Waits the scout waves his handful of daisies.

*Stingray the sergeant at arms arch-wizard waves his axe1.

*Angelmist the sorceress says "Yes I am".

*Potts the necromancer says "You look more beautiful than ever".

*Blackrose the priest laughs, out loud.

*Jillithe the mage chortles.

*Richard the arch-wizard asks "you ready to start, potts?".

*Charissa the warrior enters the room, looking for a problem to fix.

*Blackrose the priest says "What a thing to wave, sting".

*An inexplicable darkness seems to spread outward from nowhere in particular. A figure emerges from the darkness and introduces himself as Pitbull the debonair wizard when he nods in your direction.

*Potts the necromancer gulps.

*Blackrose quiets down

*High is catching the bouquet

*Asterix the arch-wizard waves.

*Potts the necromancer says "Yes, go ahead".

*Jillithe shushes the crowd.

*A pristine invite, made of rare vellum, lies to one side.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "OK, here we go...".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "Dearly bemudded:".

*Angelmist the sorceress laughs.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "we are gathered together in the sight of".

*Potts the necromancer whispers "you aren't supposed to laugh my dear".

*Tabitha sobs quietly to herself.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "several wizzes, and in the presence of these mortals".

*(Waits the scout) has drunk some something.

*Vishnu the warlock has just arrived.

*Vishnu the warlock has just left.

*Vishnu the warlock has just arrived.

*Asterix the arch-wizard waves.

*Vishnu the warlock exclaims "Aw my gawd!".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "to join together this".

*Vishnu the warlock cowers.

*Jillithe the mage whispers "Shhhh".

*Clouds are gathering overhead.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "this necromancer and this sorceress".

*On the ground lies a stethoscope.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "in wholly unexpected matrimony.".

*Charissa the warrior cries.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard looks like he may be sick.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "Which is an honourable estate, instituted of".

*High hands every male a cigar

*It has started to rain.

*sob

OK, Florence the heroine sobs.

*It has stopped raining.

*Panther the warlock says "wh brolly".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "MUD, and signyfying unto us the mystical union between".

*Angelmist cries softly

*Tabitha the mage sobs.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "person and persona.".

*Cat the wedding guest wizard scans the crowd for talent.

*(Waits the scout) wails.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "It is therefore not to be entered unto

inadvisedly".

*High the swordsman cringes.

*(Waits the scout) waves his something.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "(well, not much, anyway)".

*Pitbull the debonair wizard smirks.

*Jillithe the mage gulps.

*Waits the scout has just left.

*Angelmist the sorceress smiles.

*Charissa the warrior smiles.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "but reverently, discretely, and in fear of".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "FOD.".

*Panther the warlock cowers.

*Vishnu the warlock sniggers.

*Barf the necromancer smiles.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "Into this holy (ie. full of holes) estate, these two people can".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "now be joined.".

*Tabitha the mage weeps.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "If any man can show just cause why they may not be wedded".

*Angelmist the sorceress looks at Potts the necromancer.

*Charissa the warrior cries.

*A tall dark stranger is here.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "OK, folks, I want you to cough now, get it out

of the way...".

*Tabitha the mage mutters something.

*Panther the warlock coughs.

*Waits the scout has just arrived.

*Potts the necromancer glowers.

*The tall dark stranger coughs.

*Vishnu the warlock smirks.

*Jillithe the mage whispers "Or woman".

*Barf yhinks long and hard

*Waits the scout has just left.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "done? OK...".

*Blackrose yhinks too

*Tabitha the mage nods.

*Barf the necromancer grins.

*Mcnabb the tartan swathed wizard grins.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "If any man can show just cause why they may not be wedded".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "let them speak now, or forever hold their

peace.".

*Waits the scout has just arrived.

*Panther sneezes.

*Tabitha the mage blinks.

*Barf thinks

*Angelmist looks around room.

*Potts the necromancer frowns.

*Waits the scout has just left.

*Barf the necromancer looks quickly at Potts the necromancer.

*Richard the arch-wizard looks absently at his FOD finger.

*The imp0 asks "Do I count?".

*Vishnu puts her piece away.

*You hear the thunderous roar of a finger of death spell!

The imp0 has just passed on.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard says "I have a picture here.".

*The photograph glows.

*Angelmist the sorceress asks "What?".

*Waits the scout has just arrived.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard says "Oh, nothing.".

*Waits the scout has just left.

*Potts the necromancer asks "Didn't I pay you PB?".

*Pitbull the debonair wizard whistles.

*You feel a subtle tingle of power in the air as Pitbull the debonair wizard brings his right hand in front of his chest and slowly moves it upward.

*Angelmist the sorceress giggles.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "OK, I require and charge you both that you now declare".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "before this company".

*Enigma the wayfarer has just arrived.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "(I guess that means Interplay)".

*Tabitha the mage smirks.

*Barf the necromancer grins.

*Mcnabb the tartan swathed wizard grins.

*Asterix the arch-wizard laughs.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "your pledge of faith each to the other".

*Enigma the wayfarer chuckles.

*Angelmist the sorceress blushes.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "Be well assured, that if these solemn vows are kept inviolate,".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "it will be a miracle...".

*High almost falls asleep

*Pitbull the debonair wizard sniggers.

*Vishnu the warlock laughs.

*Vishnu the warlock nods.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard cheers.

*High is verly alert

*Richard the arch-wizard asks "Potts, wilt thou have this sorceress to be thy wedded wife?".

*Panther the warlock gulps.

*Blacky the wizard winks.

*Vishnu holds her breath.

*Barf the necromancer waits.

*Potts the necromancer says "I do, with all of my heart".

*Alvin the superhero has just arrived.

*Charissa the warrior smiles.

*Tabitha the mage smiles.

*Richard the arch-wizard asks "Wilt thou love, her comfort her, honour her, in sickness and in 120/120 stamina?".

*Jillithe the mage simpers.

*Angelmist the sorceress sighs.

*Richard the arch-wizard asks "and not answer arch-wiz questions prematurely?".

*Barf the necromancer grins.

*Vishnu the warlock laughs on the floor, rolling.

*grin

OK, Florence the heroine grins.

*Alvin the superhero has just arrived.

*Angelmist the sorceress smiles.

*Potts the necromancer exclaims "When do I ever interupt an arch wiz? humph!".

*Starquest the mage grins.

*Alvin the superhero has picked up the invite15.

*Jillithe sits Alvin down in a seat.

*Angelmist the sorceress giggles.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "just say you will, Potts, or it's out with the ol' FORCE spell".

*Vishnu shoots a warning glace at Potts the necromancer.

*Potts the necromancer asks "oh, now?".

*Potts the necromancer exclaims "I do, with all of my heart!".

Tabitha hands Vishnu a fiver, having lost her bet.

*Angelmist the sorceress laughs.

*Clouds are gathering overhead.

*Charissa the warrior cries.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "that's better...".

*Vishnu the warlock claps.

*Alvin the superhero chuckles.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard sighs.

*Potts the necromancer exclaims "I do, with all of my heart!".

*Pitbull the debonair wizard shakes his head slowly

*Richard the arch-wizard says "I'll skip the bit about forsaking all others".

*Panther the warlock grins.

*Tabitha the mage smirks.

*Potts the necromancer says "please do".

*Alvin the superhero snickers.

*Charissa the warrior grins.

*Jillithe the mage lurches.

*Potts the necromancer looks at Angelmist the sorceress.

*Angelmist the sorceress says "Wait I want that part to obey me wisely.".

*It has started to rain.

*Richard the arch-wizard asks "OK, Angelmist, wilt thou have this necromancer to be thy wedded husband?".

*It has stopped raining.

*Charissa the warrior smiles.

*Potts the necromancer blinks.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "Wilt thou love him, comfort him, honour

him".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "(OK, 'honor' him)".

*Blackrose the priest smiles.

*Angelmist the sorceress laughs.

*Vishnu the warlock claps.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "and keep him, in sickness and in ... nah, he's always sick".

*Barf the necromancer has just arrived.

*Vishnu the warlock laughs.

*Stingray the sergeant at arms arch-wizard laughs, out loud.

*Potts the necromancer blinks.

*Richard the arch-wizard asks "so long as ye both shall play?".

*Potts the necromancer asks "who me?".

*Vishnu the warlock has just arrived.

*A handful of daisies lay strewn about the path, hoping that you will not miss your step.

*Panther the warlock whispers "and help when Lethal attacks him".

*Potts the necromancer smiles.

*Barf the necromancer grins.

*Starquest the mage laughs.

*Richard the arch-wizard waves his hand in front of Angelmist's eyes.

*Tabitha the mage sobs.

*Angelmist the sorceress says "Hmm well lets see, hmmm".

*Pitbull the debonair wizard exclaims "Mind your answer!".

*Richard the arch-wizard asks "question too difficult, eh?".

*Starquest the mage waits.

*Vishnu hands the fiver back to Tabitha.

*Potts the necromancer says "Peter says hurry along".

*Barf is flabberghasted

*Tabitha crosses her fingers...

*Blackrose the priest yawns.

*Potts fidgets.

*Alvin sits back

*Angelmist the sorceress exclaims "I do with all my heart, I love you!".

*Tabitha the mage sobs.

*Barf the necromancer cheers.

*cheer

You cheer.

*Vishnu the warlock cheers.

*Jillithe the mage cries.

*Richard the arch-wizard wipes his brow.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard sighs.

*Potts the necromancer smiles.

*Blackrose the priest cheers.

*Enigma the wayfarer claps.

*Cat the wedding guest wizard cheers "hurrah!!!".

*Stingray the sergeant at arms arch-wizard waves.

*Stingray the sergeant at arms arch-wizard waves his ring10.

*Charissa the warrior claps.

*Alvin the superhero claps.

*Blacky the wizard smiles.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard says "And thus the foolishness of mortals is confirmed.".

*Mcnabb the tartan swathed wizard claps.

*Vishnu the warlock says "Unlucky, love".

*Charissa the warrior cries.

*Jillithe the mage applauds.

*Tabitha quickly pockets the fiver without Vishnu seeing...

*Barf the necromancer grins.

*Richard the arch-wizard asks "Who giveth this sorceress to be married to this necromancer?".

*Charissa happy

*Barf the necromancer says "I do".

*Panther the warlock says "we all do".

*Alvin the superhero says "me <pbbt>".

*Richard the arch-wizard asks "you all do?".

*Richard the arch-wizard shrugs.

*Jillithe the mage says "yeah, but Barf's got a kilt".

*Pitbull the debonair wizard whispers "This makes Potts unlucky in love and war.".

*Mcnabb the tartan swathed wizard says "Pitbull nod, but it is so much easier when you can make your own partner :)".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "fair enough".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "Right, you two, hold hands".

*Panther the warlock sniggers.

*Vishnu steps back a little.

*Potts takes angel's hand in his, squeezing it gently.

*Jillithe the mage smiles.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "right, POTTS, say after me:".

*High cries on starquest's shoulder

*Richard the arch-wizard says "I, Potts".

*Alvin the superhero has just fallen asleep.

*Alvin the superhero has woken up!

*Barf the necromancer laughs.

*Stingray the sergeant at arms arch-wizard whispers "am doomed".

*Potts the necromancer says "No, I'm Potts".

*Hovering before you is Eros, wearing a blindfold.

*Out of nowhere, Eros suddenly produces a bow and looses an arrow straight at your heart! It's a direct hit, but almost immediately the missile disappears!

You feel a strange longing...

Eros gives a satisfied smile, and flies away.

The name "Turin" pops into your head.

*Tabitha the mage gasps.

*Blackrose the priest chuckles.

*Enigma the wayfarer laughs.

*Tabitha the mage blinks.

*Tabitha the mage looks at you.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard sniggers.

*Vishnu the warlock groans.

*Barf the necromancer chortles.

*Alvin the superhero chuckles.

*Potts the necromancer says "I Potts".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "take theee, Angelmist".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "er, you only need 2 e's in thee".

*Potts the necromancer says "take theee, Angelmist".

*Vishnu the warlock gasps.

*Panther the warlock grins.

*Potts the necromancer says "ok, ttake thee Angelmist".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "to be my wedded wife".

*Potts the necromancer says "with only one T".

*Turin the superhero laughs.

*Vishnu the warlock giggles.

*Mcnabb the tartan swathed wizard whispers "do you think he is nervous?".

*Potts the necromancer says "to be my wedded wife".

*Starquest the mage says "your hands shaking or what?".

*Tabitha the mage whispers "Potts never was very good with T...".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "to have and to hold from this day forward".

*Potts the necromancer says "to have and to hold from this day forward".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "for better for worse, for richer for poorer".

*Potts the necromancer coughs.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "(you might like to think about that last one)".

*Potts the necromancer says "for better for worse, for".

*Potts the necromancer says "for richer for pooer".

*Jillithe the mage swallows.

*Tabitha the mage blinks.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish".

*Barf the necromancer grins.

*Vishnu the warlock asks "Pooer?".

*Potts the necromancer says "poorer, sorry the cat is on the keyboard".

*Cat the wedding guest wizard laughs.

*Blackrose the priest says "indeed".

*Potts the necromancer says "in sickness ans in health, to love and to cheish".

*Angelmist the sorceress laughs.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "till death us do part".

*Charissa the warrior smiles.

*Potts the necromancer says "till death us do part".

*Starquest the mage miaows.

*Angelmist the sorceress smirks.

*Potts the necromancer smiles.

*Jillithe the mage purrs.

*Vishnu gives the elastic band winder a few more turns.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "and thereto I pledge thee my troth".

*Potts the necromancer says "and thereto I pledge my troth".

*Tabitha the mage smiles.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "OK, you can stop seating now, it's

Angelmist's turn".

*Potts the necromancer says "phew".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "Angelmist, repeat after me:".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "I, Angelmist".

*Potts the necromancer asks "seating? has this guy been on the beer again?".

*Angelmist the sorceress says "I Angelmist".

*Panther the warlock asks "wh beer?".

*Enigma the wayfarer laughs.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "take thee, potts".

*Starquest whispers in angelmists ear...

*Barf the necromancer has picked up the invite30.

*Jillithe shushes.

*Angelmist the sorceress says "take thee Potts.".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "to be my wedded husband".

*Cat the wedding guest wizard watches angelmists ear turn a light red.

*Angelmist the sorceress says "to be my wedded husband".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "and promise the same bunch of things you did".

*Tabitha the mage weeps.

*Suddenly, you hear a blow, as Vishnu the warlock gives Tabitha the mage a painful kick!

*Tabitha the mage coughs.

*Angelmist the sorceress says "and promise the same bunch of things you did.".

*Charissa the warrior sobs.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "and thereto I pledge thee my troth".

*Jillithe the mage grins.

*High is handing tabitha a halls cough drop

*Angelmist the sorceress says " and thereto i pledge thee my troth".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "good, so, I suppose I should do a WH RING now".

*Potts the necromancer smiles.

*Richard the arch-wizard exclaims "you have them already!".

*Angelmist the sorceress makes some magical gestures.

*Stingray the sergeant at arms arch-wizard says "I think Draggie is holding it".

*Stingray the sergeant at arms arch-wizard leers.

*Richard the arch-wizard exclaims "give them to the best man NOW!".

*Vishnu the warlock exclaims "DO it!".

*Vishnu the warlock cowers.

*You hear a loud ~R~I~N~G~.

*Starquest the mage blushes.

*Mcnabb the tartan swathed wizard exclaims "Ahh wrong type !".

*Jillithe the mage says "My computer just roared".

*Alvin the superhero says "I thinks that's the ring <G>".

*Clouds are gathering overhead.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "great, well, OK, if the rings won't come

off...".

*Potts the necromancer says "Sorry, I forgot who my best man was <hic>".

*Asterix the arch-wizard coughs.

*Barf the necromancer looks quickly at Panther the warlock.

*Barf the necromancer looks quickly at you.

*Barf the necromancer looks quickly at Blacky the wizard.

*Barf the necromancer looks quickly at Potts the necromancer.

*Barf the necromancer looks quickly at Alvin the superhero.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "let's assume he just gave you them...".

*Pitbull the debonair wizard frowns, at Potts

*Potts the necromancer says "he did indeed".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "The wedding ring is the outward and visible sign".

*Pitbull the debonair wizard winds up his foot.

*To one side, you see a slim gold ring which features a large inset opal, surrounded by diamonds.

*Vishnu approaches Tabitha, intent on regaining the five quid.

*It has started to rain.

*Barf the necromancer looks quickly at himself.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "of an inward spiritual grace".

*It has stopped raining.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "it says here...".

*Tabitha the mage ducks.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "signifying to all the uniting of this

necromancer".

*Enigma the wayfarer looks at Tabitha the mage.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "and this sorceress in holy MUDrimony".

*Mcnabb the tartan swathed wizard laughs.

*Vishnu the warlock claps.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "POTTS, repeat after me:".

*Alvin the superhero says "Oh my".

*Jillithe the mage applauds.

*Enigma the wayfarer applauds.

*Starquest the mage genuflects.

*Panther the warlock whispers "can we eat the daisies yet?".

*Panther the warlock sobs.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "In token and pledge of our constant faith and abiding love".

*Charissa the warrior cries.

*Potts the necromancer says "In token and Pledge of our constant faith and abiding love".

*Barf the necromancer looks quickly at Potts the necromancer.

*Jillithe the mage hiccups.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "with this ring, I thee wed".

*Potts the necromancer says "with this ring, I thee wed".

*Jillithe the mage smiles.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "Your turn, Angelmist".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "In token and pledge of our constant faith and abiding love".

*Jillithe the mage waits.

*Angelmist the sorceress says "In token and pledge of our constant faith and abiding love".

*Vishnu looks around for Roy the arch-wizard to come bursting in complaining about his compile times with this syetem loading...

*Starquest the mage hums.

*Stingray the sergeant at arms arch-wizard thinks the fiver may yet change hands

*Richard the arch-wizard says "with this ring, I thee wed".

*Tabitha hands Vishnu a one pound note which she has painted blue.

*Jillithe the mage fidgets.

*Angelmist the sorceress says "with this ring i thee wed".

*Potts waits nervously.

*Tabitha the mage cheers.

*Richard the arch-wizard puts his hand on Potts' and Angelmist's hands.

Jillithe the mage claps.

Cat the wedding guest wizard is disgusted by the money grubbing antics of *some* of the guests.

*Vishnu examines the Bank of Scotland poond.. consigns it to a hidden fold in her cloak.

*Potts the necromancer smiles.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "Forasmuch as Potts and Angelmist have consented together".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "in MUDlock, and have witnessed the same before this company".

*Angelmist the sorceress smiles.

*Vishnu the warlock nods.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "and thereto have pledged their faith unto one another".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "and have declared the same by joining hands".

*Alvin munches on a slice of stolen wedding cake.

*Potts the necromancer coughs.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "and receiving rings".

*Vishnu clips Alvin around the ear.

*Tabitha the mage whispers "Is the bar open yet?".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "ashes to ashes, dust to .. oh, sorry, wrong page".

*Blackrose the priest laughs, out loud.

*Enigma the wayfarer laughs.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "I pronounce that they are husband and wife together".

*Alvin the superhero says "ouch..I always do that at weddings <sigh>".

*Tabitha the mage claps.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard sighs.

*Stingray the the black tie, tux and tails arch-wizard cheers.

*Angelmist the sorceress laughs.

*Vishnu the warlock cheers.

*Charissa the warrior claps.

*Jillithe the mage cheers.

*cheer

You cheer.

*Blackrose the priest cheers.

*Starquest the mage cheers.

*Barf the necromancer cheers.

*Alvin the superhero applauds.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard says "That touches me right here...".

*Tabitha the mage cheers.

*Sdrawkcab the necromancer cheers.

*Enigma the wayfarer applauds.

*Blacky the wizard cheers.

*Jillithe the mage bays.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "Those that an arch-wiz has joined together, let no mortal".

*Pitbull the debonair wizard touches his stomach

*Angelmist the sorceress has given the ring11 to Potts the necromancer.

*Enigma the wayfarer cheers.

*Richard the arch-wizard says "or wiz, come to that,".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "put asunder".

*Panther the warlock grins.

 

*Without warning you are hit by a huge wave of superheated air, which

threatens to frazzle hair, scorch clothes and start fires as the dragon, in an unusual display of low-flying aerobatics, buzzes the reception. Blowing Angelmist a jealous kiss it zooms up into the sky and, trailing glowing sparks behind it, writhes about in a seemingly random fashion.

*Tabitha the mage sighs.

*High in the sky, written in huge fiery letters can be seen the following:

"Congratulations Angelmist and Potts!"

 

*Richard the arch-wizard says "Potts, you may snog the bride.".

*Richard the arch-wizard signals to the orchestra.

*Vishnu the warlock cheers.

*Turin the superhero yodels.

*Barf the necromancer grins.

*Tabitha the mage says "OK, it's your round Vishnu.".

*Angelmist the sorceress has given Potts the necromancer a great big snog!

*Potts the necromancer says "I adore you so much my Angel".

*Vishnu the warlock says "Not with your dodgy quid it aint".

*Turin throws a handful of daisies over his shoulder.

*A handful of daisies lay strewn about the path, hoping that you will not miss your step.

 

*qw

Asterix the arch-wizard

Stingray the the black tie, tux and tails arch-wizard

Richard the arch-wizard

Mcnabb the tartan swathed wizard

Cat the wedding guest wizard

Runeblade the wizard

Blacky the wizard

Pitbull the debonair wizard

Turin the superhero

Barf the necromancer

Alvin the superhero

Enigma the wayfarer

Vishnu the warlock

Angelmist the sorceress

Potts the necromancer

Sdrawkcab the necromancer

Starquest the mage

Blackrose the priest

Lethal the warlock

Jillithe the mage

Florence the heroine

Tabitha the mage

Charissa the warrior

Panther the warlock

High the swordsman

 

*Stingray the the black tie, tux and tails arch-wizard asks "Ummm no snog?".

*A long legged stork paces past.

*Barf the necromancer laughs.

*Tabitha the mage whispers "kiss her you fool!".

*Vishnu is still looking for a harrassed programmer who is *bound* to come bursting in at any moment..

*Panther the warlock grins.

*Turin the superhero says "oj".

*Potts the necromancer says "No Stingray, you may not snog my wife".

*Blackrose catches the daisies, then drops them before anyone notices

*Richard the arch-wizard says "I'll collect my fee in the vestry.".

*A handful of daisies lay strewn about the path, hoping that you will not miss your step.

*Potts the necromancer exclaims "I did kiss her, you all missed it!".

*Stingray the the black tie, tux and tails arch-wizard exclaims "Well if you don;t, I will!".

*Turin the superhero laughs, at blackrose

*Stingray the the black tie, tux and tails arch-wizard claps.

*Enigma the wayfarer cheers.

*Cat the wedding guest wizard applauds.

*Richard the arch-wizard exclaims "hey, hands off that other man's wife, you bounder!".

*Vishnu the warlock says "Is it time for the.. dare I say it.. PARTY!!!!".

*Asterix the arch-wizard thanks Richard on behalf of the bride and groom.

*Potts the necromancer has given Angelmist the sorceress a great big kiss!

*Potts the necromancer has given Angelmist the sorceress a great big kiss!

*Tabitha the mage exclaims "Alright! Party on!".

*Turin the superhero says "asks any female here to marry him".

*Alvin the superhero exclaims "PARTYPARTYPARTY!".

*Stingray the the black tie, tux and tails arch-wizard exclaims "Hey! Coff up the Arch's wedding fee you dodgers!".

*Barf applauds the Wizzes for a fine piece of programming

*Richard the arch-wizard wipes the sweat from Potts' hand on his regalia.

*kiss turin

You give Turin the superhero a great big kiss!

Your heart goes all a-flutter!

(3,443).

*Turin the superhero says "ack".

*Vishnu the warlock exclaims "He'll leave you, Angel.. they all do!!!".

*Vishnu the warlock cries.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard nods.

*Vishnu the warlock bawls.

*Tabitha the mage exclaims "Oh no! I couldn't take another wedding!".

*Pitbull the debonair wizard says "True, Vishnu".

*Panther the warlock says "trust Vishnu, voice of experience".

*Panther the warlock grins.

*grin

OK, Florence the heroine grins.

*Potts the necromancer says "Angel you look so beautiful,more so than ever".

*Sdrawkcab the necromancer has just left.

*Turin the superhero says "ok, everyone start killing each other, last one standing gets a prize".

*Jillithe the mage simpers.

*Pitbull the debonair wizard says "Gimme back my things, Angelmist.".

*Richard the arch-wizard says "she'll look even more beautiful after a few pints of champagne".

*Blackrose the priest says "oh good <g>".

*Angelmist the sorceress says "Thank you Potts you look great too".

*Turin the superhero snickers.

*Vishnu collapses in the corner, sobbing.

*Asterix the arch-wizard says "Excuse me a moment while I go see to the

catering arrangements...".

*Vishnu the warlock laughs.

*Asterix the arch-wizard suddenly looks like he's forgotten something very important, and dashes off.

*Richard the arch-wizard asks "where's the confetti?".

*Charissa the warrior smiles.

*Barf furtively follows Angelmist, hoping Potts won't notice

*Potts looks deep into the eyes of his angel, and declares he will remember this day for ever.

*Panther the warlock asks "what was his name again, Vishnu?".

*Alvin mutters something about missing the bachelor party

*Jillithe the mage snickers.

*Turin the superhero asks "you got key10 for the bridal suite barf?".

*Vishnu the warlock says "Pierpont".

*Stingray the the black tie, tux and tails arch-wizard exclaims "PB has

pictures!".

*Vishnu the warlock cries.

*Potts the necromancer claps.

*Enigma the wayfarer claps.

*A myriad of tiny pieces of paper fill the air.

*Jillithe the mage prances.

*Panther the warlock whispers "these MUD marriages never last.".

*Some confetti catches in the breeze and is blown out to sea.

*Potts the necromancer exclaims "Oh goody, an icon!".

*Vishnu the warlock nods.

*Vishnu the warlock sighs.

*A handfull of rice has been thrown in the air and patters to the ground all around you.

Grains of rice sail gracefully through the air.

Uncooked rice falls from the sky, lodging in you hair for a few seconds before plummeting to the ground.

A lump of cooked rice thuds off the back of your neck. (There is always one person who gets it wrong isn't there!)

A shower of rice fills the air.

*Barf the necromancer grins.

*Vishnu the warlock laughs.

*Vishnu the warlock says "Young love".

*Jillithe the mage giggles.

*Blackrose the priest exclaims "open the presant!".

*Vishnu the warlock sighs.

*Potts the necromancer has given the icon2 to Angelmist the sorceress.

*Turin the superhero asks "4 empty bottles mcnabb?".

*Potts the necromancer says "I want you to have this my Angel".

*Turin the superhero grins, evilly

*Tabitha the mage sobs.

*Potts the necromancer says "I didn't relaise confetit was so painful".

*Jillithe the mage blushes.

*A lit firework rocket looks set to take off from here!

*Richard the arch-wizard says "this is industrial strength cpnfetti".

*Giving you a quick wink, Potts the necromancer makes his excuses and leaves.

*The room appears to dim slightly, as Angelmist the sorceress departs.

 

Probably best to draw a veil over the proceedings at this point. The reception was helped along by an enormous wedding cake and a nebuchadnezzar or two! Tabitha was the lucky recipient of the bouquet, and the newly-weds honeymooned in the swamp. A stork was seen flying overhead sometime later...

 

*w

Wedding garden.

High in the sky, written in huge fiery letters can be seen the following:

"Congratulations Angelmist and Potts!" Thousands of tiny pieces of paper

flutter in the breeze. A long legged stork paces past. The stork is carrying a baby dwarf.